Say, Were You Looking For The Greasy, Zit-Faced, Chronically-Masturbating Racist Teabagging Virgin Fucktards?

For once not hiding under their mothers' beds, they're over here, furiously yanking their non-functional 2-inch peckers.  Pretending they're some self-styled "alpha males" who couldn't recognize a woman without a four-hour explanation every fucking time, let alone properly interact with any vaginas not attached to road-kill.  The fact that they're embarrassingly ignorant and violently racist is just a huge bonus your way.