Monday, January 11, 2016

Jesus, If Trump Wins Iowa, The Republicans Are Fucked

There's no way Trump should win in Iowa--as Iowa Republicans often go for completely worthless jesus-fluffing morons in that stupid caucus--but if Trump does win Iowa, then Donald Trump will go on to win almost every subsequent primary and get the nomination without serious challenge.  And then the Republican Party is completely fucked.  By the time Trump is done with them and loses not only the White House but also the House and the Senate, the Republicans will no longer be a functional and functioning political party.  The most likely outcome will be three hard-right, unelectable parties: the Teabagger Party, the Jesus-Sucking American Taliban/ISIS Party, and the rump of the former Republican Party.  Nobody will get elected to anything nationally from any of those parties, so it is gonna be a good time to be either a Democrat or a center-left-to-actual-left American.

The conservative political and media establishment, as represented here by the vile Washington Post, may be scared shitless of Trump right now, but for all semi-decent and/or semi-sane Americans, these are the motherfrakking salad days.

Since Trump is not expected to win Iowa, a loss will not be damaging in any way, but the unlikely win will sling-shot him right to the Republican nomination and an historic general election defeat.

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