Too Bad That National Championship Game Could Not Precipitate A Kaiju Incursion

It would have been lovely to see that demented fuckface Dabo Swinney being flattened by an enormous genetically engineered monster from another dimension after praying with fellow demented fuckface Ben Carson.  Then the exceptionally decent Kaiju could have spent an enjoyable time stepping on the rest of the bastards from Clemson and Alabama before the Jaegers show up to punch the beasts in the face.