Even Yet Still More Hopelessly Ignorant Racist Assholes

Exceptional Americans!  If only Obama truly were a tyrannical liberal despot, bent on obliterating the teabaggers and other reactionary fuckwits.  If only!  Then he'd send in his Mooslim thugs to beat these fuckers into a greasy smear of exceptional American racist fucktardery.  That would be making America great again.