Donald Trump Will Be Anal Bleach For The Republican Soul

Trump is not getting elected to anything--and when he destroys the Republican elections nationally for a generation, all the anal bleach in the bible belt is not gonna clean up that stain.  Trump is magic in the way he has undone the work of the national Republicans in the last 45 years, but because Trump cannot--and will not--deliver an electoral victory, the Republican Party will not likely survive in any recognizable form.  The Republicans desperately needed to maintain control over the rancid core of their base, but Trump has destroyed that ability.  They had a decent run, but Trump's megalomania and comical ignorance have proven to be the magic spell which has freed the nasty shitheaded teabaggers from the yoke of Republican control.  They'll never get 'em back now, and without those miserable fucking morons to prop up Republican brand, it is fucking over.  We've got less than a year of this fun, fun, fun funfetti, along with the Republican Party, so we should fucking enjoy it while we can.