New Top Gear Is Pretty Terrible

Just like you knew it'd be.  Clearly Auntie Beeb thought that Top Gear was winding down, so they were somehow convinced it was an okay idea to destroy the franchise with the astoundingly unwatchable new hosts butchering the familiar formula.  The only thing the new version proves is that the format is definitely not plug and play.  If by some miracle the four idiots who bailed who were forced out manage to put together something even halfway decent, they will make the fucking BBC look like utter cockbags, which is most important part--after the yuge packets of cash--I would imagine.  Yes, Top Gear was a sometimes nasty and sometimes cheesy sitcom, but they made it work, something that cannot be said about this 2016 version.