Paul Ryan, The Incredible Shrinking Fool, Coming Soon In Ant-Man Two And A Half

Poor lil Paulie had to chow down on a yuge shit sandwich.  And smile!  When Romney picked Ryan as his running mate, so many more people had the opportunity to notice that Ryan was an unbelievably shallow and clueless politician, but those people did not include the proper number of Republicans, apparently.  Those fatuous GOP dipshits picked Ryan to midwife their final descent into irrelevancy, and now Ryan has delivered the ultimate insult to the establishment when he dutifully performed his required oath of fealty and slobbered all over Trump's crusty nutsack in public.  Trump is their king.  Ryan is Trump's pissboy now.