A dumb motherfucker who wants to buy an XS full-suspension mountain bike for a girl who is four fucking feet three inches tall! What an asshole. At least one guy tries to talk some sense into him, but the rest of the twits are out in full force stroking their limp dicks in a big ole circle. Jesus. I did pretty much the same thing--with very similar bikes, but different model years apparently, because the Tika and the Orbea were the best fucking small bikes available in 2014/2015 in much the same way that the Scott Contessa Jr. 24 was the best bike for the money when I got the 24"-wheeled mountain bike--but I didn't buy a fucking 26"-wheeled mountain bike until the rider could handle it. Stupid stupid stupid. I put a kid on a 24"-wheeled bike because I'm not a total moron. Those idiots didn't listen to the one guy(?) who was 100% right and instead just kept their heads jammed all the way up their asses. The 24"-wheeled mountain bikes are perfect till most kids are around 5' tall. Smaller wheels are easier to handle and keep the gearing a little lower, shorter cranks reduce the chance of injuring growing legs, and the relative simplicity of v-type brakes is on point.
And anyone stupid enough to buy a full-squishy sled for a gods-damned child should be taken out and strangled with their own viscera for our amusement. A fucking kid can't make the gods-damned suspension work properly cuz they're too fucking light! It's a waste of time and money, but you can be sure the overprivileged douchenozzles on the Serotta forum will lining up for the opportunity to waste money and look like fucking assholes.
Next that dumb cocksucker will be buying his tiny kid a fucking 70s P bass so she can learn to play on it. Fucking thing will weigh more than she does. Jesus.
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