Daryush Valizadeh: This Is The Face Of A Man Who Has Never Had Sex With A Human Other Than Himself

Of one thing we can all be sure: that's no alpha, no man who gets sex from any woman ever.  I don't even think Daryush is some self-hating closet case, but he's clearly a chronic-masturbating loser who likes to pretend he gets laid sometimes even though it's pretty obvious he never, ever has.