Thanksgiving Is An Exceptionally Fucked Up American Tradition

And certain things just scream about the insanity, like the protesters at the Standing Rock Sioux Reservations fighting to block the DAPL.  Only in America could such irony not cause a massive implosion in the fabric of our exceptional reality.  Fortunately, most Americans are hilariously clueless and as dense as a neutron star, so nothing will make them even consider what the fuck is happening on this fucking day.  Fuck yeah!