Jimmy Carter Is Helping To Eradicate Guinea Worm--Surely Trump Will Help Stop The Scourge Of Micro Penis

Jimmy Carter has worked tirelessly to use his status in beneficial ways.  He really makes the rest of those fuckers look like useless shitstains.  But that's not surprising.  They are.  Obama will be no different.  But former president Trump will be a true hero.  Trump will deliver a gargantuan porn star dick to every impotent micro-penised loser out there.  Exceptional!