Obama Should Spend The Next Two Days Pardoning Everyone He Can

And throw in a couple of high-profile hot-takes to piss off the racists, like Leonard Peltier, Mumia Abu-Jamal, and Assata Shakur.  This would be proper justice for these political prisoners, but also wonderfully entertaining.  Unfortunately, Barack Obama is not really interested in justice.  Or entertainment.  Or beating down racists.