Trump's Taxes Will Be Wicked Entertaining

And they will come out, whether it's the context of an electoral defeat or a resignation or an impeachment, giving us the fucking high-calorie funfetti we deserve.  It won't be crazy fucking weird shit like transvestite hookers in Moscow or investments in space alien technology startups, but we will get some pretty gratifying confirmation that Trump squandered his father's fortune and wrecked his father's real estate company with extreme prejudice.  When everybody knows that Trump is not a billionaire but instead a rather threadbare mundane millionaire, that will be a good day for humanity.  That and the write-offs for the experimental micro-penis enhancement surgeries.