Vicious Little Drive-By Fisking Of Heinous Cunt Catherine Rampell

The gods gave more sense to the average dull mineral than to Catherine Rampell, and it's not like she doesn't deserve every troy ounce and shit ton of righteous opprobrium dumped all over her every fucking day.  She's a vile, worthless waste of space, but she's a double legacy pissgirl, so there's that.