John Judis Redefines Fatuous For The Josh Marshall Dipshits

John Judis might be able to suck harder than he does, but why would he when he blows so fucking hard, too.  Judis is the perfect Josh Marshall stand-in, a more worn-out careerist pissboy for certain, but overflowing with that demented centrist ignorance and screaming that stunning Josh Marshall utter inanity in abundance.  Bootygig is getting all the press simply because the rock-ribbed reactionary neoliberal Dem establishment is scared shitless of Sanders and Warren--Bootygig isn't the smartest kid in any class, but he's what a dimwit like Judis thinks a smart kid looks like.  John Judis probably knows this, at least a little bit, but he's way too busy licking boots and guzzling the rancid piss from the bucket to ever mention it.