TFW You're Glad That Smarmy Life-Loser Deputy Sporty Gossip Kid Didn't Go To Medical School

I'm glad this loser is so happy with himself, but most idiots are happy. Just ask Dunning and Kruger.  Sadly,  this John Walters sucks at writing and humble-bragging both, so it's no shock that he was canned from the jobs which required that skill.  But fatuous chump Bob Costas once patted him on the head!  Walters probably still jerks off to that memory today.  In the end, I guess his NBC buddy who backpacked with him but later fired him was right all along.  Heh, indeedy.