Monday, September 16, 2019

Did The Rude Pundit Lose His Edge--Or Did He Never Truly Have One

This is some Chris Cillizza-level inanity from Lee Papa regarding the last Dem debate.  Papa starts on a dumb-dumb's path with the utter horseshit of the "I like Bernie but" construction.  No.  Anyone who says this is either a liar or complete fucking assclown.  Either way.  This sort of punditry is always personal opinion, but Bernie was anything but small in that debate.  True, he got shut out after he slaughtered Biden on health care, but that's not his fault.  His voice was shot from campaigning every fucking day, but SANDERS IS CAMPAIGNING EVERY FUCKING DAY while Biden sits at home filling is diaper and babbling racist gibberish.  Sanders is the current front-runner in the early states and overall, and if Lee Papa wants to pretend otherwise, I'm sure he'll be besties with Cillizza and Josh Marshall forever and ever.

Papa then goes on to minimize Joe Biden's obscene senile racist ranting and utter cluelessness during the entire thing.  He compares Sanders to Biden in an effort to undermine Sanders, but Bernie is not old the way Biden is.  Also, besides being an unhinged senile old racist, Biden will never, ever be the nominee because he will never make it to the convention.  Lee Papa probably should realize this.

His defence of Warren is pretty anodyne right-wing centrist establishment horseshit.  Warren is not the calm Bernie.  She is the weak and less-believable Bernie.  Warren isn't winning anywhere, and when Bernie wins Iowa and New Hampshire, Warren is done.  Warren was also a Republican until Bill Clinton delivered the Democratic Party to the corporate conservatives once and for all.  It's odd that an iconoclast like the Rude Pundit is such an obedient little lap dog where Warren is concerned.

Kamala Harris is a fucking cop.  She's not gonna do shit to Trump.  Trump would crush her in 10 seconds.  Harris is worthless and weak.  If she was actually drunk during the debate, then that would be the only good thing about her.  Booty-gig, Yang, Klobuchar, and Booker are just sucking up space hoping to curry favor by delaying Bernie's rise to the undisputed lead in the race.  Beto was good on guns; he said it and now, eventually, not today, not soon, but eventually the guns will be taken from the crazed guntard lunatics. 

And perhaps Papa should have done a bit more research as it is pretty clear Castro was right.  But the Rude Pundit is not a friend of the harshness.

In the end, Lee Papa is weak sauce.  He had a nice run as a comedian a decade ago, but now he's just another much brain carrying a piss bucket.  Sad.  But piss boys surely get paid more than rude pundits do.

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