Kristi Noem And South Dakota Finally Explained: Meth

Gov. Kristi Noem and the people of South Dakota apparently have some sort of pretty good excuse for, well, South Dakota and everything else: they're on meth.  That makes perfect sense.  Everything about that vile teabagging shithead Noem's political career and South Dakota in general is abundantly clear, and frankly should have been all along.  This is our fault for not figuring it out sooner.  

Yes, yes you are.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.