mittens!

chris christie fluffs mittens with his latest refusal to enter the race for the republican nomination.  certainly romney has failed to light up the enthusiasm of the republican primary voters (teabaggers) and the big money donors (assholes), but in a field of midgets, mittens the kitten looks like the only bet.  is he hoping that the he can just ignore the mormon problem with those bigot motherfuckers (teabaggers)?