is malcolm gladwell the dumbest son of a bitch on the planet?

this art-garfunkel-looking motherfucker was on the 60 minutes tonight while i was making dinner.  jesus h. christ, anybody who'd do anything more significant than wiping their ass on the advice of this cocksucker is probably just about too stupid to breathe, so any day now we should have a much smarter planet.  would you really like to be 2 years older than the smart kids in your class like some oversized, pockmarcked stayed-back fucking beetle-browed goon?  sure, sure, if you're a fucking canadian, maybe.  otherwise, graduating at 17 only gives you back some freedom and one of the best years of your life just in case you have some imagination or intelligence.  stupid parents make for stupid kids.  assholes.