Your United States Senate Is About To Suck Way Harder Than It Does Today

Cory Booker: Uber douche weasel and enthusiastic Wall Street fluffer.  Zombie Frank Lauternberg would be a better Democratic Senator.  A mildly retarded teacup Yorkie would be a better Democratic Senator.  As a Senator, Booker will be nothing more than an unwatchable show pony doing his best to suck his own cock on the tee vee.