You're Even More Annoying Sober

To be fair, I can't fault anyone for getting healthy if they really are sick, but I get the feeling that this dude is gonna be really fucking boring without the booze; him being a drunk does explain much, though, from the dead cat to the Obama fluffing to the weird politics to the disjointed rants.  I mean, if he isn't getting laid or getting his PhD or playing fetch, the booze is not the reason, it's the excuse.