Flight 370: It Was A Fuckin' Black Hole

Black hole. Definitely.  Or aliens.  Or god herself.  Or Osama.  Whatever.  I blame Obama.  If Newt Gingrich had been president, this Flight 370 would not have crashed.  Or Romney.  Or McCain.  Or fuckin' Putin.  Putin is a real fuckin' man.  Obviously black hole. Obviously.