Virag's Movie Reviews: Red 2 (2013)

Red 2 makes the second Thor movie seem necessary and vital to the art of cinema.  With an inexcusable PG-13 rating, this flick looks fake and flat and cartoony and most importantly bloodless--and very very much like a tee vee movie.  John Malkovich may not be as big a disappointment as Kevin Spacey or Robert DeNiro, but he only seems to phone it in in really shitty movies these days.  He likes money, but at one time, he looked like he would become an important film actor.  Regardless, pretty much anyone with even a smidge of ability was wasted in this thing.  If I had paid 12 bucks to see this, I woulda been piiissssssed.