Thursday, March 6, 2014

Virag's Movie Reviews: Riddick (2013)

Katy Sackoff Sideboob would make a great name for a band; they should share a bill with Kara Thrace and Her Special Destiny.

Anyway, I was shocked by just how awful this flick was--and the bar was pretty darned low.  Riddick is Vin Diesel's self-described signature film role, yet Diesel played this film like he was being blackmailed into it.  The movie looked a ton like those tee vee Dune movies, with a cheap, sepia-toned greenscreen flatness everywhere you looked.  The story was pretty much all the bits cut from Pitch Black.  And this thing was supposed to be a return to form or some such nonsense.  Riddick blew chunks.

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