John Boehner's Giant Eric Cantor Boner

After last night, John Boehner won't need the Viagra for the next four months. Boehner's got a boner that ain't going away after that shitbird Eric Cantor got his ass kicked by a teabagger.  All of the sudden, the most credible conservative threat to Boehner's leadership in the Republican House caucus is deader than vaudeville, and Boehner can look forward to getting drunk at lunch and yanking his boehner in peace.  That's a gift John of Orange never expected to get in this life.