Virag's Movie Reviews: Machete Kills (2013)

Robert Rodriguez is like Kevin Smith, an astonishingly untalented and unoriginal filmmaker who keeps making movies just to piss us all off.  The original Machete was Rodriguez's best film after the first part of From Dusk Till Dawn, but the sequel is comparatively uninspired and pointless; even the low-effort debut of Carlos Estevez can't save this dog.  However, even with the especially low bar, Machete Kills was a disappointment.