Thursday, June 26, 2014

USA Germany Standing In The Rain

The Krauts look like a really serious, really fit old-guys club team out on the pitch in their rather dour kit--they need way more awful tats, mohawks, mullets, and sad white-guy dreds to get that hip, young vibe going--but they are probably way ahead of the USA when it comes to eurotrash football.  The entire game is being played in front the American goal, and even the 9 year old girls can tell that's a bad thing. 

The Americans are fucked after that Portugal game.  That shoulda' been a win, and they let it get away in the last five seconds.  No matter what happens in the group today, the Americans have shown they're not top-class yet.

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