Comically Sad Little Men Desperately Attempting To Hide Their True Natures, Today's Edition

You're weak and ignorant misogynist closeted homosexuals.  We get it.  Just admit it, be honest with yourselves and live your lives out of the closet.  You'll be much happier and won't feel the need to lash out at your betters.  Might learn a thing maybe.  Or not.  You seem really, really fucking stupid.