Gods Damn You Michael Grimm, You Miserable Craven Bastard

That rotten fucking pussy is denying us our Congressional funfetti in the new year.  It woulda been so beautiful to see him holding on with all his might while John's Boehner was forced to knock back a half a dozen fingers of cheap Scotch before he stumbled out onto the floor of the House to expel Grimm from Congress.  Will all the shit and sadness and racism and violence we have to live with, Grimm's glorious opprobrium would be an entertaining and joyous interlude in the midst of our barbarous reality.  But no, we can't have that sort of good clean fucking fun in our lives cuz Grimm is a useless coward.  Gods dammit.