Fucker Carlson Loves Him Some Jesus Jizz, Satan Jizz Not As Much

Apparently Fucker Carlson is not as enthusiastic about gurgling the spooge of Satan as he is the spooge of jesus.  Jesus jizz is real jizz, jizz for licking and swallowing, but Satan jizz is not real jizz at all and probably just some rancid Hellman's or cheap hand lotion or something.  So, suck jesus this holiday but not Satan.  No Satan cock for Fucker.