Aaron Schock Is Proof That Jeebus Really Loves Us

Even this slimy cocksucker's father admits he belongs in jail!  Schock has been a skeevy crook his entire career, and he very well may find himself in the klink, deservedly so.  Having him be so comically incompetent in his corruption and criminality is deliciously entertaining and for sure proof of the love of jeebus and all the other gods-damned gods who love us.