Tucker Carlson Has A Brother Who Astoundingly Is As Big A Douchebag As He Is

Buckley. Heh. Buckley.  The Carlson family is pretty obviously chock full of skeevy half-wit assholes, and that's somehow perfect.  The Carlson dipshits are both named Swanson, as in TV dinners, so that tells you all you need to know about just how hilariously pathetic Tucker and Buckley Swanson Carlson truly are.