American Idiots Are A Dime A Dozen

Creepy, low-information fuckheads are as big an American tradition as the 6000 SUX.  There's like 350 million people in America, and most of them are too fucking dumb to get out of their own way.  Guntard assholes, teabagging scumbags, racist cocksuckers, soft-headed christian dickwads, scuzz-guzzling Koch suckers, our blighted land is filled to the brim with generally not-too-bright asswhipes and their screaming fucktard brothers and sisters.