John Kerry Is Certainly Better Than This Asshole

Yeah, Kerry rides that Serotta he's had for a while, but, still, he's a better man than his scum sucking teabagger racist asshole enemies.  Kerry's always been an uber douche, and the Serotta kinda fits, but when some pathetic numbnuts gives him shit on a forum for upper middle class twits, he just laughs and grabs some cash and goes out to enjoy his world-wide fame.