Fun And Flirty Scientology Fisking

Scientology: Always and forever weirder and creepier and nastier than you ever would have thought.  Scientology is a fucked up thing, a very bad thing, an evil thing, but it's hard not to laugh at the sorry simps dumb enough to fall for it and waste all the money on it.  So we can laugh at them, or we can hate them for their evil, or maybe both.  Both is the most fun.  For realz.