The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress To Whom You Need To Pay Extra If You Want Her To Piss On You

And Donald Trump loves nothing more than being pissed on, so he totally gets it, atmo.  The folks who are saying that Trump's "campaign" will not even last the 30 days before he's required to file some official FEC-type paperwork might just be right on, because Trump is too fucking incompetent to even make an announcement properly without turning it into a complete and completely unfunny joke.  He's hopelessly stupid and won't even provide much entertainment because we are not worthy.