Ben Carson, Fatuous Douchenozzle, Brings The Campaign Funfetti

This idiot Carson couldn't organize a circle jerk, and yet somehow they used to let him be near helpless children with surgical instruments.  Fantastic.  Now Ben Carson is unbound, and he's screaming to the world what a tremendous fucking buffoon he is, and that's fucking awesome!  This entertaining incompetence is exactly what a Ben Carson campaign promised!  Thank all the gods for this lovely shit.  There's nothing dumber than a teabagger, though, and those poor fuckers will eat Carson's horseshit with relish and beg for more.  Carson is a scumbag grifter, but his marks are too stupid to recognize it.