Let's Do The Best Thing And Get Iran Some Nukes Toot Sweet!

Fuck the deal.  Let's sell them some surplus nuclear warheads and a few low-mileage missiles for those fuckers and make the world a better place.  Iranians would be safe from invasion and shit--especially from us!--and wouldn't have to pretend to build expensive and polluting and dangerous commercial nuclear power plants.  Palestinians would be safer if Iran had nukes.  Hell, watching Israel sweat like fucking pigs would be worth pretty much anything.  Countries with nukes are the countries who don't get fucked with--we never invaded axis of eeville North Korea--and countries that don't get fucked with don't trick us into invading them and spending trillions of dollars murdering their defenceless civilian population with drones and soldiers and planes for decades, so let's help Iran help itself by trading some of our nuke shit for some of their oil or rugs or whatever they have over there, grapes.  That's how we make America and Iran and the world a better place!