Rick Perry! RICK PERRY!!

Well, Perry isn't really making the 2016 Republican candidate cohort any dumber, but he is adding to the diversity thing, so that's good.  Perry is from Texas, of course, and that pretty much tells you everything else you need to know.  Perry is another imbecilic fucknut who will never be president, but we can hope for some high-calorie entertainment and possibly a catfight against Lindsey Graham live on Fox "News".