Nihilist Arby's And Birdsrightsactivist Are THE ONLY Republican Ticket With A Chance In 2016

I'd vote Republican if they nominated Nihilist Arby's and Birdsrightsactivist in 2016!  That's pretty much the only way I'd vote Republican, and any and every American with an IQ above 7 will agree with me in 2016--that leaves out pretty much every registered Republican, teabagger, Koch-sucker, racist asshole, gun-nut fuckwad, militia member, but still.