Friday, August 7, 2015

Trump's Secret: The Republican Field Is So Weak, He Can Troll Them For Fun

The Republican party is desperately trying to convince mostly themselves that they have a strong field for next year's election.  The party can't believe they'll be stuck with another Romney or McCain, but it's way worse than that.  McCain or Romney would be an upgrade, a guaranteed loser, sure, but an upgrade from any of the 2016 field.  Another Bush?  Yeah, great.  Scott Walker?  Rick Perry?  Cruz?  Rubio?  These assholes are losers even compared to Santorum and Herman Cain.  The Republicans are doomed and they know it.  But Trump knew it first.  He saw the opportunity for egomaniac masturbatory bliss and jumped into the roiling Republican cesspool with his dick in one hand and an extra-large Bill O'Reilly brand asshole falafel in the other.

Trump saw it and decided it was worth it for him to whack-off his addle-headed narcissism.  Now the Republicans own him and owe him.  He's their man.  He beat the shit out of the Republican brand last night at the debate, and the Democrats cannot be happier about that.

iCarly's "win" in the Special Olympics afternoon delight is part of the bullshit narrative the dimwitted establishment media had already thrown together before the debate happened.  iFiorina is quite possibly one of the only "politicians" in the USA less appealing than Hillary Clinton.  HRC has gotta have quite the lady Boehner today.

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