But Why Is That Specialized So Fucking Ugly??

Yeah, the no front derailleur is really fucking stupid, and the welding is cheesy and cheap-looking, on a frame that'll cost WAY north of a fucking grand, but why, even after all that why the fuck is the Speshy so unnecessarily fucking ugly.  The utterly awful seatstay attachment, dumb fake-aero seat tube and idiotic seatpost, insane lack of proper cable stops on a RACING frame, all of it, makes the thing look just wretched.  Add on the cheapest-possible-low-quality-welding, and you come up with a sure-fire loser sled.  If Speshy had come out with the production Skeletor, well, that woulda been about the coolest fucking thing this century.  They failed.  It's beyond shit.  Fuck them.