Pro Tip: Don't Sign Your Dumb Book For George W. Bush

Jesus fucking christ, George W. "Retardboy" Bush is not some cranky, racist, cokehead, drunken, creepster uncle at a summer family picnic.  It's George W. Bush, war criminal, evil monster, the worst president in US history, despicable piece of human filth, and if there's any justice in this craphole universe the next occupant of a noose or target for a firing squad--along with Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rice, and the rest--at the Hague, so for the love of all the gods, tell that vile bastard nope.  No, not gonna do it.  Nobody ever needed to sell a book that badly.  Poor brain-damaged Bush and his loathsome cabal stole at least one presidential election, failed the country in the most embarrassing and deadly way possible, and then began slaughtering helpless, innocent people in the Middle East and Asia for no good reason except to steal mountainous piles of money for their cronies.  Don't sign the fucking book!  Take a pass.  This is not a political disagreement.  This is fraternizing with as close to an embodiment of evil as we will ever see on Earth, unless of course you believe Bush was a hopelessly brainless stooge being exploited by Cheney et al for the enrichment of a few hundred people at the expense of suffering and torture for millions around the world in which case Bush is merely a vile rank-and-file Republican motherfucker in his heart.  Nobody gives a flying fuck if George W. Bush is a fake mountain biker, a fake cowboy, or a fake POTUS.  Don't encourage him!  Everybody's very happy you wrote a book, but don't be a dick about it.  Put the pen away.  Have another beer.  Remember, don't sign your book for him, unless you happen to be the sorry sucker who wrote The Pet Goat.  Duh.