People Are Wonderful, America Is Glorious, Florida Is Perfect

Sometimes you are glad you were born--this is one of those times.  Imagine the world without Florida.  How empty would your life have been if you had never heard of Fidel Lopez and his astounding, elbow-deep-in-viscera love for Maria Nemeth?  We are blessed with such love for all mankind.  Thank all the gods.  And gods please continue to bless Florida.  American exceptionalism has never been more literal than in the gelatinous bloody squalor of Fidel Lopez's love.  Thanks Obama.