There Are Not Many Things In This Universe More Boring Than A Pope

Any pope.  Sure, this guy likes to fuck with reactionary fucknuts and teabaggers and shit, and the last guy was a risible central-casting Nazi villain, and the guy before that was a loathsome reactionary bastard, and some of them have been women, but even jesus would say that popes are mostly boring even at their most entertaining.  Whatevs.