Ted Cruz Is Not Gonna Be Trump's Veep

Not gonna happen.  Not a Senator.  Trump will pick a governor.  Kasich is a governor.  But he's not a woman.  He IS a droopy dog motherfucking loser, but probably not gonna be him.  Susana Martinez is a woman.  And hispandex.  Mary Fallin is a woman.  Nikki Haley.  Haley might be too creepy and stupid for the hella creepy and stupid Trump, but I would think a Republican woman governor would be a proper choice.  Or Kasich if you want to lock up the droopy-dog jowly loser vote.