Today Is Surely The Dumbest News Day In US Media History

Today some real news is happening somewhere.  Today the American health care system is crumbling.  Today our glorious and exceptional American Empire is slaughtering helpless poor people somewhere or other.  Far away planets are being discovered.  Poetry is being written.  Shit's happening, but all the fucktards who do the news can talk about is the dumbest thing in the fucking universe.  America is not being dumbed down.  America is just fucking dumb already.  Our media is dumb.  Our citizens are dumb.  We're fucking awful.