Gary Johnson: The Joke We Didn't Need

Before the highly entertaining Trump unravelling, America might have needed a life-saving comedy boost form insane hard-right asswipe/embarrassing stoned old guy Gary Johnson.  But we didn't.  Trump fractured into a billion little twitching, greasy bits of hateful whackjob, providing all the comedy relief the land of Hillary Clinton could hope for.  Gary Johnson was left to toil in the background, another nasty, rock-ribbed authoritarian pretending they aren't just another astoundingly unpopular Republican.  Hella shitty Gary Johnson sucks, but nobody gives a fuck.