Julian Assange, Great American, Uh, Swede

Whoever is in charge of pardons in Sweden needs to just pardon that crazy fucker Assange so he can go home already.  We've all had our fun, and Assange has done us all a favor by completely fucking with the American political establishment so brazenly.  The nonsense headlines mostly didn't tell the story, but we've all learned enough to appreciate that Assange deserves to be free to go about his business.  And business is good.